-- by Richo Rosai

More Like Streets of Gay...ge.

Please enjoy the heartfelt goodness. This is more deliciousness than you can hold in both your hands.

There is almost a full minute (the third one) that I was waiting to finish until my Axis MIDI controller came, but as of the last minute it hasn't cleared customs, so I'm going to pretend like the minute's like that on purpose, for one of the the following reasons.

• It's a game. Sometimes there's no lead part.

• Even better, it's like in Wind Waker, and you have to punch people in the crotch to trigger symphony hits that fill it in.

• It's one of those newfangled retarded things where you mash a fake instrument with your hand and pretend like you're a musician. U Rappin' Good!

It's still in progress. I'll post updated versions over time. Which is great fun.

It doesn't matter because it's crap and nobody cares.

Click here to download the song!